Are you ready? I said, ARE YOU READY?…We’ll see. T-2! (Taken with instagram)
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Posted 6 months ago
Size Matters…..
How long had it been since my fat ass could fit into a medium shirt, 36-waist jeans and still look good? EONS! The other day I went to Target with my girlfriend to look for some jeans for her but ended up just trying on a whole bunch of clothes. While she was in the fitting room I went over to the men’s section to try to find a pair of jeans for myself. Perusing the clearance rack I notice a really nice dress shirt on another rack. So I go over and pull it out, also saw a pair of jeans near it and took those and went to the fitting rooms. When I took a look at myself in the mirror I was taken aback a bit. For some reason, my body looked a bit smaller than usual. My muffin top wasn’t pressing against the shirt and my thighs weren’t ripping the jeans at the crotch. I was looking supa-dupa-fly! Couldn’t believe it when I took off the shirt and looked at the tag….MEDIUM!
30. Flirty. Dirty. Nerdy.
